The RickRoll is over, now you just got hoffed! What the hell is a "Hoff" well, you know who the Hoff is, the biggest legitimate pop sensation since Michael Jackson right?

You may not think so but here are a few David Hasselhoff facts that will convince he is just as much if not more of a badass than Chuck Norris:

1. David Hasselhoff once sang his way out of a glass cave breaking the glass with high notes.
2. David Hasselhoff got the role in Knight Rider because his balls looked best in tight jeans.
3. David Hasselhoff is the real reason Pamela Anderson has Hepatitis.
4. Every morning, David Hasselhoff shaves a sheep for a fresh curly wig.
5. David Hasselhoff doesn't wear underwear.
6. David Hasselhoff once tried to walk on water.
7. At his audition for Knight Rider, David Hasselhoff pretended that his penis was the car Kitt because he swore he heard voices coming from it. Afterwards, the producers of the show said that this was the first time in a non-porno audition where the penis out acted the man.
8. The reason people tore down the Berlin wall was to get away from David Hasselhoff's singing.
9. David Hasselhoff actually plays all the women in Baywatch.
10. David Hasselhoff once performed as a singing stripper. The witnesses are now impotent.
11. David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny.
12. When David Hasselhoff goes to the gym he only beefs up his balls.
13. David Hasselhoff can play piano with his teeth.
14. Each time someone goes swimming nude David Hasselhoff isn't in the water.
15. David Hasselhoff doesn't need to fight. Instead, he has evolved to the point that his "singing" is used to scare predators away.
16. David Hasselhoff was jealous of Kitt, from Knight rider. Only because the car's voice had better acting ability than he did.
17. When David Hasselhoff drinks urine it makes his asparagus smell funny.

In all seriousness though (can we even say that with a straight face). The Hoff is a huge star, has sold a TON of records all over the world and is probably one of the most recognizable people in Hollywood.

He was the "Most popular and best selling" artist in Germany in 1999!